Just 'cause I don't run my mouth...

misterbillforeal replied to your post: Shit Frat Boy says…

Your mentor sounds classy.

Oh, he TOTALLY rocks out with his cock out, bro-cha-cho.

Shit Frat Boy says…

Haven’t done one of these in a while, so here you go. For those that don’t know/forgot/don’t give a shit, Frat Boy is my “mentor” in my new sales gig. He’s 26 but acts 19 most of the time.

Note: he’s in a serious relationahip and has said he’s likely marrying her one day. Anyway…

“Sometimes I wish I was still single. I made the goal of hitting 50 before I got married, but I only got up to 41.”

That article about Vince Gil must have been bad karma. The cookout is great, but the music is AWFUL! It’s the kinda stuff that he was talking about.

Country as a dirt clod?! I’d say they were trying to appeal to the lowest common denominator but that would be insulting to the least common denominator.

So we only know the host family at this cookout and most of the people I don’t know look like West Virginia rednecks, but there’s a whole hog as well as a shit ton of burgers, dogs and chicken. Plus, I have Shiner.

Good times will be had this evening.

On days like this when both of my kids WON’T STOP INCESSANTLY TALKING WHILE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, I’d like to sincerely and from the bottom of my heart thank whatever genius came up with the idea of music playing in headphones.

Friday five

• Haven’t hardly been around for a week or so.  Just wasn’t feeling it.  It’s not you, it’s me.  Don’t take it personally, but I didn’t miss it all that much.  Pretty sure that was because I was too busy to miss it.
• Watched every episode of Weeds over the past week or two.  Caught up and ready for the new season in July even though I don’t get Showtime.  Though the sex scene with Mark Paul Gosselear in Season 6 was nice, I was more impressed at the fact that Zach Morris carried in a case of Shiner Bock at the beginning of the scene.  He played a bar owner if you haven’t seen it.
• I’m not a Cubs fan, but seeing Kerry Wood go out today was amazing.  Strikeout, walk off to a standing O and being greeted at the dugout by his son.  Allergies just happened to flare up as I was watching it.  Great stuff.
• Had sex three times in the last week.  Clearly 2012 IS the year of the apocalypse.
• Planned on going to the church to borrow their lawn mower tomorrow.  Couldn’t do it last weekend as I had a monster sinus infection.  Clearly the protestors that are supposedly going to be gathered at the park across the street from the church are going to make it a pain in the ass for me to get there and get the mower.  Maybe the lawn waits until Monday night after work…

Then there was that time…

You took a break from social media for a few days only to log into Twitter to see that there’s talk of a tweet up in the fall with rooms at a hotel 2.2 miles away from your house and walking distance from your work place. Wow. Not sure how to keep a low profile in a small town.

chipstrands replied to your photo: HELL YES!!

Please tell me you are watching/listening to the double header!

Duh!  I followed Game 1 on Twitter from work, then got to the restaurant w/ the fam to try and catch the end.  They changed the channel for me, but just barely too late.  Drinking my Shiner Ruby Redbird now and watching. 

Still kicking myself for not going to any of the games.  Ugh.  I’ll just hope for a Rangers/Nationals World Series to get them back to the area.